Mike uses the girls bathroom and gets grounded

Okay class, today we are going outside to walk. May I please use the restroom. Yes, but hurry back and get your coats on. Oh great, I am not going to use the boys bathroom. I am going to use the girls bathroom. See, that's even much better. Mike, what are you doing in the girls bathroom. That's it! I am telling the princapal! Did Mike use the ladies room? Yes, Mike did. Mike, I cannot believe you used the girls bathroom. That's it, I am calling your aunt and uncle. Hello, this is Uncle Jay and Aunt Elizabeth. What did he do? He used the girls bathroom. Can you pick him up and ground him. We are coming! Goodbye! Mike, your aunt and uncle are coming to pick you up and ground you. Mike, we heard you used the girls bathroom. We are going home. I am glad you are taking Mike home because he is suspended for 3 weeks. Mike, how dare you used the girls bathroom. That's it. You are grounded for 3 years! That means no fast food, no deserts, no candy, no toys, no movies, no baby shows, no friends and more for 3 years! Go upstairs to your room right now!