Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Saturday Knight Takeaway/Episode 4

Ant: (in his thoughts) Hmm. He's acting suspiciously. His name begins with D-E, and Michael said to beware of someone close to me. (Gasps) Dec is the mole.

Dec: (in his thoughts) Oh no. I just did a really smelly pump. I hope Ant hasn't noticed.

Ant: (a bit muffled) Dec. Is there something you want to tell me?

Dec: (a bit muffled) No.

Ant: (a bit muffled) No more lies. I know you've done something bad. And quite frankly... it stinks.

Dec: (a bit muffled) Okay. Okay. It was me. I'm sorry.

Ant: (a bit muffled) Dec, how could you do this to me? I never knew you had it in you.

Dec: (a bit muffled): You don't understand. I had no choice. There was a lot of pressure. I tell you what? Now it's finally out, I feel a whole lot better.