Tom uses the girls bathroom and gets grounded

Okay class, today we are going to do math May I please use the bathroom? Yes, but please come back to class. Oh great, I am not using the boys bathroom. Let's use the ladies room. Oh great, let's pee. Tom, how dare you use the girls bathroom. That's it! I am telling the princapal! Tom, how dare you used the girls bathroom. That's it! You are suspended for 3 weeks. Go home right now! Tom, I cannot believe you used the ladies room. This bathroom is for girls only. That's it! You're grounded for 3 months. No baby shows, no fast food, no math, no friends, no books, no VHS, no DVDs, no games, no gift cards and no stores for 3 months! Go upstairs to your room right now!