Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Series 16 Episode 6/The Opening

Dec: Where's the script? It must be here somewhere.

Ant: We can't do the End of the Show Show without a performance.

Thomas: (on the TV) Do you need any help, you two?

Dec: No thanks, Thomas.

Ant: Yeah. We're good.

Ashima: (on the TV) We could guide you, you know.

Dec: Oh. Do you know what? Screw it.

Ant: We're gonna have to start the show without it.

(Audience laughs)

Dec: Yeah. Let's just start the show.

(Ant and Dec walk out of the room)

Nia: (on the TV) Uh, guys? You forgot to... oh.

Ashima: (on the TV) They forgot do their all important line.

Thomas: (on the TV) Well, there's only one thing left to do....

Thomas, Ashima and Nia: (on the TV) Roll the titles!

(Audience applauses)

(The scene cuts to the opening sequence)

I just can't wait till saturday

Oh yay yay

Saturday

I just can't wait till saturday

I can't wait till saturday

I just can't wait till saturday

I can't wait for

Saturday

(The scene flows through the logo. It then shows the new ITV Studios)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) It's Saturday! It's 7 o'clock! And we are live from the ITV Studios in London!

(The scene cuts to inside of the studio)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) Coming up on tonight's show... the boys get up to their old tricks in the Photo booth... Stephen Mulhern goes out and about in search of a lucky winner in In For a Penny... and Thomas, Ashima and Nia showcase their pulling skills in the End of the Show Show!

(The scene cuts to Bradley Walsh in the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Bradley Walsh: And for one night only... your star guest announcer is me! Bradley Walsh from The Chase! But first...

(The scene cuts to Ant)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) He's got the skills that totally pay the bills. No punt intended. It's Ant McPartlin!

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) And it would be Saturday Night Takeaway without Ant's sidekick. No punts intended for Declan Donnelly! It's Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway!!

Dec: Come on. Let's go.

(Ant and Dec run down the stairs hi fiving people along the way. They stand in front of the Audience on a platform)

Ant: Oh, yeah. What an audience.

Dec: Indeed. Hello and welcome to your Saturday Night Takeaway! Still the only show on telly that says "don't just watch the adverts..."

Audience: Win them!