Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Series 16 Episode 4/The Murder on the Islsnd of Sodor Ep.4 Aftermath

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Ant: What? Wha... What did Nia... wha... what did she say? The Road Hazard is what?

Dec: Shh. You'll find out what happens next week in The Murder on the Island of Sodor.

Ant: Next week?

Dec: Yeah. That's what it says in the script.

Ant: Does it? I thought it says that the next episode is the week after.

Dec: Well you must have read the script wrong, ya... ker-nucklehead.

Ant: I...

(Audience laughs)

Ant: Declan? You must stop saying that. After all... the k is S-I-L-E-N-T. Silent!

(Audience laughs)

Dec: All right. All right. Calm down. Cool your beans. Goodness me. Uh... Chris! What did you think of that?

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Chris Tarrant: I thought it was great. Love the TTTE stuff in it. But... what did Nia say about a.... what was it again?

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Both: The Road Hazard.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Chris Tarrant: Road Hazard. That's what it was.