Gordonfan's Signature Fanfic Series: The New Version

Ok, so if you've seen my fanfics on my TTTE Wikia page, then you've read the original version of Gordonfan's Signature Fanfics. This is the new version, so I'm going to have different pairings for some of the characters, different family trees, and more Enjoy! (P.S. I hope that with the help of other members like your we can make these episodes longer) Gordonfan People wo say Thomas is for babies probably still sleep with a blanket  23:44, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Episode #1: A New Addition (lol same title as the first episode in the original series)
Narrator: It was a beautiful morning on the Island of Sodor. Hiro and Miyu were going to see their friends before they go back home.

Hiro: hey Thomas.[Fart]

Thomas: hey Hiro and Miyu what are you two doing? [Fart]

Miyu: were just about to Head home.[Fart]

Thomas: well see you later. [Fart]

Narrator: when they Left Emily came up. [Fart]

Emily: Thomas i have to tell you something. [Fart]

Thomas: what is it Emily? [Fart]

Emily: Thomas i am having My sisters Malady and Kimmy are coming to visit me, now what i am going to tell you next will shock you.[Fart]

Thomas: and what would that be? [Fart]

Emily: well i am PREGNANT!! [Fart]

Thomas: WHAT??!! [Fart]

Emily: You're going to be a dad! [Fart]

Thomas: Awesome! [Fart]

Narrator: Later, Miyu was having an awful boiler pain [Fart]

Miyu: owwwww!!!!! [Fart]

Hiro: What's wrong? [Fart]

Miyu: I've been having a boiler ache for days!!!! [Fart]

Hiro: has it affected your work? [Fart]

Miyu: yes it Has.[Fart]

Narrator: then two  engines that looked like Emily stopped next to them(Malady and Kimmy are not my idea they belong to Lady Kimberly). [Fart]

Kimmy: could you tell/show us where Thomas the tank engine is? [Fart]

Miyu: sure we can. [Fart]

Hiro: could i ask about your names? [Fart]

Malady: My name is Malady The Ghost engine or May for short.[Fart]

Kimmy: and i am Kimmy were Emily' s sisters.[Fart]

Narrator: so Hiro showed them were Thomas lived.[Fart]

Malady: thanks.[Fart

Emily: man i am so bored.[Fart]

Narrator: then she herd a knock at her door. [Fart]

Emily: coming.[Fart]

Narrator: she open the door to see her sisters.

Emily: Kimmy, May it is so good to see you, come in.[Fart]

Kimmy: so were is your husband. [Fart]

Emily: he is out running his Branch line.[Fart]

Malady: so want to show us the island.[Fart

Emily: sure but first i have news to tell you. [Fart]

Kimmy: what would that be.{Fart]

Emily: well i am PREGNANT!! [Fart

Kimmy: what!!!!.[Fart]

Malady: you must be joking. [Fart]

Emily: no i am not.[Fart]

Narrator: then Thomas came in.[Fart]

Thomas: who do we have here.[Fart]

Malady: hey Thomas my name is May.[Fart]

Kimmy: and my name is Kimmy. [Fart]

Emily: there my sisters i told you that were coming to see me.

Malady: actually rephrase that and make it Living here on the Island.

Emily: why? [Fart]

Kimmy: so we can make sure Thomas does not hurt you in anyway.[Fart]

Malady: cause if he does hurt you we will bite him with our teeth.[Fart]

Narrator: and they showed him there teeth. [Fart]

Thomas: your teeth look strange.[Fart]

Narrator: Later, after visiting the Steamworks, Miyu had something to tell Hiro.....[Fart]

Miyu: I'm pregnant! [Fart]

Hiro: why did you not tell me earlier. [Fart]

Miyu: i did not want to. [Fart]

Thomas: so are you 2 vampires?. [Fart]

Malady: oh we were not, we just wanted to have our teeth this way. [Fart]

Kimmy: makes breaking into hard things easy.[Fart]

Emily: so want to see the island and meet the engines.[Fart

Kimmy: ok lets go.[Fart]

Narrator: so they set off, soon they saw Henry.[Fart]

Emily: here is Henry. Hey Henry.[Fart]

Henry:  what do you want Emily? [Fart]

Emily: i want you to meet my sisters.[Fart

Narrator: so Henry came over.

Kimmy: hey Henry my name is Kimmy. [Fart]

Malady: My name is May, so are you married to anyone.

Henry: no but i am in love with Molly.[Fart]

Kimmy: Who is she Emily?.[Fart]

Emily: you will meet her soon [Fart].

Henry: she is  a yellow engine [Fart].

May: HISSSSSSS!!!.[Fart]

Henry: what is her problem.[Fart]

Emily: she does not like yellow engines  that much, just hearing the word yellow engine  makes her mad.[Fart]

Kimmy: May why don't you calm down.[Fart]

Malady:(winning) oh all right.[Fart]

Narrator: then Diesel 10 came up.

Diesel 10: now there is three of you. [Fart]

Emily:(angry) what are you doing here.[Fart]

Diesel 10: just oiling all over the island.[Fart]

Malady: what is your name? [Fart]

Diesel 10: my name is Diesel 10.[Fart]

Kimmy: so your the one who chased Lady the magical engine and tried to destroy her.[Fart]

Emily: sisters lets get him.[Fart]

Diesel 10: oh wait.[Fart]

Diesel 10: im not hear to hurt you im just hear because your dinner is ready [Fart]

Malady: thank you Diesel 10 [Fart]

Kimmy: thank you Diesel 10 [Fart]

Diesel 10: your welcome. [Fart]

Emily: would you like to join us for dinner .[Fart]

Diesel 10: sure. [Fart]

Kimmy: were are you going to take me.[Fart]

Narrator: he  showed them there food.

Diesel 10: hear is your dinner.[Fart]

Narrator: the engines looked there food

Emily: thank you. [Fart]

Diesel 10: your welcome and by the way Diesel is coming for breakfest tommorow he is not as mean as you thought [Fart]

Gordon: oh im the new baby. [Fart]

Malady:  Great.im Aunt Malady and this is Aunt Kimmy. [Fart]

Narrator:the next morning Diesel was there

Narrator: so she came up to him.

May: are you Diesel. [Fart]

Diesel : yah what of it.[Fart]

Narrator: he turns around and see hera and said what kind of car he had.

Diesel : i have a Ford  F150 [Fart]

Narrator: soon he was distracted and Emily went in.

Emily: Kimmy are you there.[Fart]

Kimmy: Emily help me.[Fart]

Emily:  okay [Fart]

Kimmy:maybe you should scare him Emily.just bump him and then he'll beahve [fart]

Narrator: so Emily was right behind Diesel 10 and gave him and bump.

Emily: (happy)  yay i bumped him! [Fart].

Thomas: bump him again!. [Fart]

Narrator: and so Emily bumped Diesel  10 again.

Emily: (happy) yay i bumped him again! [Fart]

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Malady:  maybe i could  bump Diesel 10 too. [Fart]

Narrator: so Malady was right behind Diesel 10 and gave him a bump.

Diesel 10:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP BUMPING ME IM NOT A TROUBLESOME TRUCK [Fart]

Diesel 10: (angry) you'd better stop that ! [Fart]

Narrator: so Malady ran to the yards to find Kimmy and Emily there.