A Tale of Two Friends/Transcript

John Hasler: Ant and Dec are... the Duo that you see nowadays on TV.

Pui Fan Lee: They are so funny.

(The scene cuts to a blooper from the Gameshow Marathon)

Dec: Here's why the whole nation fell in love with The Price is Right. Piss off. You're making me laugh.

(The scene cuts to the interview set)

Pui Fan Lee: And just are the pals to get along with.

(The scene cuts to a clip from Saturday Night Takeaway)

Dec: That's the one.

Ant: Well, there's only one thing left to do for the 100th time.

The Duo: Roll the titles.

(The scene cuts to the interview set)

Nikky Smedley: They make so many great shows like Britain's Got Talent...

(The scene cuts to a clip from Britain's Got Talent)

Ant: What's his problem with me?

(The scene cuts to the interview set)

Nikky Smedley: And now they are starring along with us.

(The scene cuts to a scene from The Secret of the Cave Treasure)

Ant: Oh, Thomas. (Sighs) We need you back here.

Dec: (pats Ant) Ant... I agree.

(Ant and Dec embrace each other)

(The scene cuts to the interview set)