Edward uses the girls bathroom and gets grounded

Okay class, let's go to lunch. Edward, what do you want for lunch? I want a cheeseburger. Okay. May I use the bathroom? Yes you may, but hurry back. Lunch starts in 5 minutes. Oh lord, I am not going to use the boys bathroom. I am going to the girls bathroom. See, I never been in there before. Edward, what are you doing in the girls bathroom? That's it, I am telling the principal. Principal, did Edward use the girls bathroom. Yes, Edward used the girls bathroom. Edward, how dare you use the girls bathroom. That's it! You are suspended for 3 weeks. I am texting your parents. Go home right now! EDWARD, HOW DARE YOU USED THE GIRLS BATHROOM. YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO BE A GIRL. THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR 3 MONTHS. THAT MEANS NO BABY SHOWS, NO CANDY, NO FAST FOOD, NO STORES, NO SCHOOLS, NO GAMES, NO COMPUTER, NO YOUTUBE, NO STUFF, NO DISNEY AND NO FRIENDS FOR 3 MONTHS. GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES, STOP CRYING LIKE A BABY IDIOT! GOODBYE!