Fun Racing/Transcript

(Thomas puffs into view, chuffing very fast towards Gordon's hill)

Thomas: Whoo-hoo! (Echoes)

(The camera freezes, turns around Thomas, and it starts again. Thomas lands on the tracks again round a corner)

Thomas: I love racing! Ha ha ha! Especially at the Florida International Speedway. Ha. (Sighs) I do have a complaint... I am... or was... kind of worried about the racing. You'll see. (Toot toot) All aboard for a big adventure.

Thomas: (narrating) Fun Racing. It was a beautiful day on Sodor. Especially for racing.

(Thomas and Bertie are seen racing)

Annie and Clarabel: Thomaaaaas!

(Thomas is seen with a determined look on his face)

Bertie: If you win this, Thomas, you'll be very popular like last time.

Thomas: Ha ha ha! You can try, Bertie. But, you'll never catch me.

(Thomas puffs away from Bertie)

(Bertie looks and sees Mater on the road)

Bertie: Uh. Oh. Oh, no. (He slams his brakes and slows down) Out of the way, you old boat!

Mater: Oops. Ha ha. Sorry. (He turns to the side)

Bertie: Oh. Typical.

(The scene cuts to Ffarquhar Station. Thomas screeches to a stop at the station)

Thomas: Ooh. Wow.

Annie: (Panting) Thomas... you... have... to... slow... down.

Clarabel: (Panting) It... is... so... tiring.

Bertie: Oh. Not fair. That tow truck cost me the victory.

Thomas: (Chuckles) Oh. I wish this racing would never stop, Bertie.

Bertie: Ha. You'd better stop winning or else it would end.

Thomas: Oh. (He lowers his expression) Yeah.

(The Stationmaster's whistle blows. Thomas toots as he sets off)

Bertie: (calls out) See you tomorrow, Thomas!

(The scene cuts to Thomas arriving at Knapford Yards. He stops just after the coal hopper. Mickey is waiting at Knapford)

Thomas: Ohh.

Mickey: What's the matter, Thomas?

Thomas: It's just Bertie. I'm just worried about the racing. I don't want it to end.

Mickey: Oh, I'm sure it won't. But, you'll have to be careful when racing.

(The Stationmaster's whistle blows)

Mickey: Oh. I better get going. Nia needs this train. See you tomorrow, Thomas.

Thomas: Okay. See you, Mickey.

(The scene fades to Thomas and Ashima's births. Thomas is asleep heavily. But...)

(Thomas's dream)

(Thomas and Bertie are seen at Ffarquhar Station)

Thomas: Are you serious, Bertie?

Bertie: No one ever lied, Thomas. It's a real thing.

Thomas: What's it called again?

Bertie: The drunkometer.

Thomas: And... it can tell when a person's drunk? How?

Bertie: I don't know the details. But, their trying this gizmo in America to catch drunk drivers. And I hope they roll them out here, too. The amount of times I've almost been riden off the road by a drunk is ridiculous.

Mickey: Yes. Because drunkeness is the only cause of accidents on the roads. It's never negligent or stupidity.

Bertie: What do you mean, chief?

Thomas: Is... something wrong, Mickey?

Mickey: That depends. Did you two really race against one other and caused an engine to have an accident?

(Thomas and Bertie's eyes lower in embarrassment)

Mickey: I don't believe it.

Bertie: Chief. It was my fault. I goaded Thomas into it.

Thomas: But, I went along with it.

Mickey: (In anger) You're both to blame. So, don't bother pulling like your swords. (Sighs) This is a very serious matter. I have to inform the police.

Thomas: (Gasps) No.

Mickey: I don't know you well enough, Bertie. But, Thomas? I expected better from you! I am very disappointed!

Thomas: (Sniffs) Me too.

(Joey buffs Thomas)

Joey: Don't bother with the waterworks! Come with me, you silly engine!

(The dream cuts to the Judge station. Thomas and Bertie are seen looking very sorry with themselves)

Joey: Rise of the Majesty of Transportation!

(The Majesty of Transportation puffs into view looking very angry)

The Majesty of Transportation: As a part of this engagement, I sentence you, Thomas the Tank Engine and Bertie the Bus, to 10 days in Railgate! You should be sorry! And I'm gonna tell your friends to not make friendships with you anymore!

Joey: And, Thomas?! You are banned from falling in love with Ashima!

(Thomas gasps in horror after what he just heard)

The Majesty of Transportation: Take these silly pieces of (beep) away!

(Joey and Mickey takes Thomas and Bertie away. Thomas starts to cry)

(Reality)

Thomas: (Gasps)

(Thomas pants. Then, he looks to the right and sees Ashima is not there)

Thomas: Oh! It's... it's like a dream come true!

(The scene cuts to Knapford Station)

(Mater places a number one on a model of Thomas)

Ashima: Nice work, Mater.

Nia: That looks so amazing.

Teletubbies: Oooh.

Mater: Ah, well. It's my passion.