You've Been Framed!/Transcript/The Beginning

Harry Hill (Narrating): Tonight... man down...

(A clip shows a man falling off a motor vehicle; audience laughs)

Harry Hill (Narrating): ...woman down...

(A clip shows a woman landing head first onto the ground; audience gasps)

Harry Hill (Narrating): ...and... cat down.

(A clip shows a cat trying to touch a TV but falls off; audience chuckles)

Harry Hill (Narrating): It's the mustache on the face of the world. It's You've Been Framed.

(Two flying machines come out of a hole in a building and fly around with electrocution