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1.Sodor Airfield
(STH is talking with some man near the airfield)

MAN: Please, Topham. I can assure you that these British Railways Class diesel engines will bring more visiters to your railway.

STH: Well, if they do, then I can buy them, and the partnership is rebooted. If they don't, then the partnership will be disbanded. Deal?

MAN: Deal! Oh, thank you Topham. Have a good holiday.

STH: Thank you bloody, I will. (walks into HAROLD) To the beaches of England, Harold!

HAROLD: (starts his propellar) Right you are, Sir! (leaves the airfield)

MAN: (speaks to the diesels) Remember the plan, you three. Find the lost engine and destroy her.

DIESEL 10: Right you are, sir!

SPLATTER: Yes, master. We will...eventually.

DODGE: What the hell does that mean?

SPLATTER: I have no idea.

DODGE: Well, it's a good word.

DIESEL 10: (yells) Oh shut up, Splodge and hurry up! (oils away)

SPLATTER & DODGE: (follows DIESEL 10) Yes, boss.

2.Black screen
(MAIN TITLE plays during opening credits, then 'TALES OF THE LNWR: THE MAGIC RAILROAD' title appears and disappears)

ADULT LILY (NARRATOR): Hello, I am Stone, Lily Stone. Some people like to believe in magic. Some don't. But I do. Today, I am going to tell you a story about how one railroad in the USA, and a magical island meet ends in the Magic Railroad, which brought us today.

3.Henry's Tunnel
(THOMAS puffs out of the tunnel)

NARRATOR: Every story, like this one, has its heroes. Meet Thomas, my best friend and one of the heroes in this story.

THOMAS: (whistles) Hello, Trevor!

TREVOR: Hello, Thomas!

NARRATOR: But, he's running a bit late.

4.Knapford
(HENRY passes TOBY; PERCY passes GEORGE; THOMAS passes sleeping GORDON)

NARRATOR: This is the Island of Sodor, where Thomas and his friends live. It's a one end of special universe as Mr Conductor likes to call it.

HENRY: Hello, Toby.

TOBY: Hello, Henry.

GEORGE: Hello, Percy.

PERCY: Hello, George.

THOMAS: Hello, wake up lazybones! (laughs)

GORDON: Oh the indignity.

5.Elsbridge
(JAMES stops at the station; DUCK leaves the station)
 * Picture a land where the sky is so blue
 * A storybook land of wonder
 * A magical island just waiting for you
 * Island of Sodor will make your dreams come true

6.Crovan's Gate
(SKARLOEY smiles at DONALD as DOUGLAS passes by)
 * Imagine a place where the sun always smiles
 * The valleys are green as can be
 * The friends that you love are all waiting for you
 * Island of Sodor will make your dreams come true

7.Vicarstown
(FLYING SCOTSMAN randomly talks with PETER as OLIVER passes by with the goods train and TOAD)
 * Children follow the dream

8.Skarloey Railway Countryside
(SIR HANDEL passes some mountain climbers)
 * To a land of make-believe
 * The Island of Sodor

9.Bulgy's Bridge
(STEPNEY crosses the bridge as Bulgy lays sad on the grass)
 * A magical land where dreams come true

10.Runby Bridge
(THOMAS and EDWARD pass eachother on the bridge itself and DAISY and BOCO pass eachother in the tunnel)

NARRATOR: Everything runs swell here...under the control of the Topham Hatt family since 1914, of course.

11.Knapford
(GORDON waits at platform 1 for THOMAS and his coaches as BILL & BEN pass by)

GORDON: Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen-

BILL: (stops) Hello, Gordon. What are you counting?

GORDON: For my express. Thomas is late.

BEN: Oh, it's always about the express. Why can't you shunt them yourself? (puffs away)

GORDON: (furious) What cheek! Anyway, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, twenty, twenty-one-

THOMAS: (comes in with the express) Twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five! So you do know your maths after all! That's a really good engine. I thought four-numbered engines couldn't count, since you are four! (laughs)

GORDON: What about you, little Thomas?

THOMAS: (crossly) Oh, shut up. What were you counting for, anyway?

GORDON: (importantly) I was counting how many seconds late you were, little Thomas. And twenty-five seconds late! Oh how much later can you get.

THOMAS: Even more if you wish.

GORDON: After all, what does that sign say?

THOMAS: (reads sign) Hm, "North Western Railway: Really useful and reliable, and right on time."

GORDON: And YOU were not on time little Thomas.

THOMAS: And you're being bossy, Gordon. Also, you are too fat, you need excersise.

GORDON: (furious) I'll have you know that I have plenty of excersise!

THOMAS: How come you're still fat?

GORDON: (groans) You are indeed cheeky. (proudly) I was built to be fat!

THOMAS: (looks back at the sign) It also states, "Sorry for any confusion and delay, we are making repairs and revonations to make this a better railway. Signed, Controller of the Railway, Sir Stephen Topham Hatt I". There.

GORDON: It's the