Engines On Tape: What Happens When They Are Insane

(BE WARNED, YU-GI-OH!, POKEMON AND VOCALOIDS ARE MENTIONED. GO LOOK THEM UP IF NEEDED.)

Hiro: MEOWMIX!

Thomas: HENRY DID YOU GET HIRO HIGH!?

Henry: NO!

Hiro: I was just being retarded.

Diesel: I thought you were all ready retarded?

(Edward puffs into the shot, tired)

Edward: Oh my god!!! Spencer wants to eat me!

Spencer: EDWARD! I WANNA EAT JOO!!!!!!

Edward: OH SH-

Edwaard passes out.

Mina: HOLY FLOCK OF SHEEP TIMES 1,000,000 TO THE 10TH POWER!!!!!! (Real Quote by ME! I was in Washington D.C. for the 4th of July.)

(Percy comes in wearing a Hatsune Miku Cosplay)

Percy: ♪♪Miku Miku ni...... ♪♪

Gordon: Percy just SHUT UP! YOU ARE NOT MIKU!

Mina: Hiro I love you.

Emily: Is someone videotaping this.

Kiki: YES! I AM!!!! GOOD MEMORIES.

Hiro: Mina would you mind BLOODY GETTING OFF OF ME!!!!

(Thomas is forced to wear a KAITO Cosplay)

Hiro: LMFAO

Mina: O.o I am mentally scared.

Fatty: Why is everyone on crack?

Everyone stares at Fatty.

Edward grins evily: KILL THE HUMAN!!!!!

(All the engines numbered 3 to 5, Diesel, and Emily chase Fatty.)

Hiro: MAGICAL PONIES!!!!!!!!

Spencer: Hiro if you were younger, I would swear that you are HIGH!

Hiro: *Whines* Shut up!!!

(Mina comes in wearing a Ruko Yokune outfit, and makes Hiro Ruki Yokune.)

Edward: SHUTUPWITHALLTHEVOCALOIDCRAP!

(everyone is silent)

Hiro: SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!

Mina: I swear if I get my hands on Pegasus from Yu-Gi-Oh!, I'm gonna...........

Atem: .......Meep.

Thomas: WTF?

Atem: I got bored.

Mina: I SUMMON THE POWER TO KILL FATTY!

(Everyone stares at Mina, and Atem summons the Dark Magician.)

Atem: Good Enough?

Mina: I summon the messed up toon bunny Pegasus used against Kaiba in season 1! I also ritual summon Lycanthrope!!!!

Atem: KILL FATTY!

(Everyone cheers)

Hiro: PIKACHU!

(Spencer uses this to advantage)

Spencer: Pikachu, use thunderbolt!

Hiro: WTF?! (I, the writer walks in.)

Me: What in the name of Ra is going on here?!?!

Atem: Oh, these guys? Being morons. A certain someone is behind isn't he?

Yugi: AWWWW!!! Atem you no fun!

Me: Oh God, how did YuGiOh! characters get dragged into this?!

Hiro: TOASTER OVEN!!!!!!!

Me: Imma pwetty pwincess!!!

Atem: Don't tell me you're gonna be my wife.

Me: YES!!!!!!

Atem: OH F***

Thomas: YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TU CUSS!

Atem: WELL THOMAS I APPARENTLY DON'T GIVE A FLYING FRENCH BREAD!!!

Hannah: You stole that!

Me: My Pharaoh don't care.......

Hiro: MAGICAL PONIES!!!!!!!!

Spencer: Ok, he's high on crack.

Lilly: I've got some work to do....... HUGGLES!

(Everyone screams)

Hiro: PUPPY!!!!!!

Thomas: Henry are you sure you didn't get Hiro high?

Henry: I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM OF THIS!!!!!!

Gordon: Oh yeah RIGHT.........

Emerson (one of my friends): JAMES MUST DIE!!!!!!!

James: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!


 * Big EXPLOSION*

Me: WTF was that?!

Atem: I think James blew up, Mika.

Me: AWSOME! LETS DO THAT TO SIR TOPPHAM HATT!!!!!!!

Atem: Is that even possible?!

Yugi: Well since we have the Items maybe we can.

Edward: I want to pass out, if that is possible for an engine to do.

Spencer: RAWR!

Edward: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Mina: Someone, just get me out!

Me: Well, you can go and stay out, but I don't trust my Pharaoh. *glares at him* He won't be nice around- OH RA!

Atem: BURN!

Yugi: DIE!

(Sir Toppham Hatt blows)

Donald: OHHH IMA GUMMY BEAR....

Spencer: stop right there and die you ***hole.

Lady: WHAT IN HOLY HELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!.

Narrator: this made everyone stare at Lady.

Lady: I leave you guys alone for one week and when i return this is what i see you all acting insane.

Hiro:(who Found Crack) Rape the Purple engine.

Lady:(who is held down) let go of me.

Gordon: so who wants to go First.

Henry: I do.

Lady: Dont do it.

Yugi: WTF? who is he. (he said as Mays, Me walks in)

Mays: is this the Island of sodor.

Edward: yes it is.

Sir Handel: where do you come from?

Mays: I come from Misty Island.

Spencer: someone needs to: 1)﻿ eat the bear so it stops singing 2) burn the bear so it stops singing 3)shot the bear close range with a shot gun in the chest so it stops singing 4)plant bombs in its pimp car so it stops singing This stupid thing is just as annoying as the crazy Frog.

Donald: gummi, gummi, gummi NATZI

Gordon: shut him up some one.

Donald: Yo Soy Tu Gominola.

Mavis: hey guys.

Percy: ATTACK AND KILL THE DIESEL.

(Pulls out a flamethrower)

Mavis:(begging) please don't kill me Percy.

Percy: Hmmmm sorry not working.

Mavis:(nearly crying) haven't we been friends just think about it.

Narrator: Percy did not think about it and pointed it closer to her.

Mavis(crying) just let me live.

Percy: oh alright.

Mays: what has happen to this island.

Hiro: *catching on to the song* imma gummy bear!

Spencer: That is it!!(shotgun Clicks) Time to die.

Hiro: cant catch me.

Narrator: and they raced away.

Mays: i think i can get every one under control.

(pulls out his wand)

Mays: Stupify!!!

Narrator: every engine stop in there places, but it to late for Lady as she had been Raped by three to four engines each time was a different engine she was even raped by Emily. (i know i have a bad mind >D)

Mays: much better.

Yugi: Holly Shit!!

Hiro: *playing Pacman: Pac 'n' Roll* PAC 'N' ROLL!!!

(Gordonfan walks in)

Gordonfan: WHAT THE **** HAS ****** HAPPENED!!!!

Alex: (Gordonfan's BFF) Forget about James dying! Diesel 10 must must must must must DIE!!!!!!

Hiro: ♪♪Baby, baby, baby, ohhhhhhhh ♪♪

Alex: Oh, gosh, Hiro has Bieber Fever! *covers ears*

Mays: hello Gardonfan my name is Mays i come fro misty island, and as you can see i have almost every one stoped in there tracks.

(Oliver and Hardy theme song starts)

Mays: who here likes Oliver and hardy.

Lady: uh Mays could you get me unfrozen.

Mays: uh sure Lady.

Mina: i think i know who is behind all this. And that Person is Behind you Mays.

Mays: a Rabbid.

Rabbid: BWAAAAAH!! (starts running around)

Gordonfan: Why are the Rayman Rabbids in this story.

Lady: Unfreeze Me.

Mays: alright.

Rabbid: BWAAAH!, BWAAAH!.

Peter Sam:(drunk) Why do.... people think i am green. I am not Gr.....een, I am black.

Lady: Why is Peter Sam drunk?

Mays: beats me.

Lady: Mina why do you have Rabbit ears.

Narrator: Mina look behind her to find a Rabbid on her Back.

Rabbid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Mina: get it Off, GET IT OFF!!!!!

Henry: were is Molly and Rosie.

Mavis: knowing them they are probably doing each other.

Mays: that is just wrong.

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Lady: I also have a few shots of them taken from one of my security cameras.

Mays: it is still wrong.

Narrator: then Rosie came up behind Mays.

Rosie: hey guys.

Lady: hey Rosie were have you been.

Rosie: i have been spending some time with Molly.

Shichinintai: *come into scene*

Hannah: Hey since when did Inuyasha characters come into this?

Bankotsu: the same day they got better

Ginkotsu: GEEEEEESSSSSHHHHH!!!! *fires at Spencer*

Spencer: WHAT DA @#$%&*!

Hannah: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Hiro: *hums Bankotsu theme song*

Hannah: *holds mallet* WILL...YOU...SHUT...UP?!

Hiro: Nah, I don't feel like it. >.>

If anyone has new ideas, post away, just make sure that Hiro says something random here and there. :) Add yourselves and torture your favorite engines. :D Lemme tell you, it is FUN! *burns James* EDIT PLEASE! :3 (I hate James. He needs to die in a hole.)