Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Series 16 Episode 6/The Full Show Part 1

Dec: Where's the script? It must be here somewhere.

Ant: We can't do the End of the Show Show without a performance.

Thomas: (on the TV) Do you need any help, you two?

Dec: No thanks, Thomas.

Ant: Yeah. We're good.

Ashima: (on the TV) We could guide you, you know.

Dec: Oh. Do you know what? Screw it.

Ant: We're gonna have to start the show without it.

(Audience laughs)

Dec: Yeah. Let's just start the show.

(Ant and Dec walk out of the room)

Nia: (on the TV) Uh, guys? You forgot to... oh.

Ashima: (on the TV) They forgot do their all important line.

Thomas: (on the TV) Well, there's only one thing left to do....

Thomas, Ashima and Nia: (on the TV) Roll the titles!

(Audience applauses)

(The scene cuts to the opening sequence)

I just can't wait till saturday

Oh yay yay

Saturday

I just can't wait till saturday

I can't wait for

Saturday

(The scene flows through the logo. It then shows the new ITV Studios)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) It's Saturday! It's 7 o'clock! And we are live from the ITV Studios in London!

(The scene cuts to inside of the studio)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) Coming up on tonight's show... the boys get up to their old tricks in the Photo booth... Stephen Mulhern goes out and about in search of a lucky winner in In For a Penny... and Thomas, Ashima and Nia showcase their pulling skills in the End of the Show Show!

(The scene cuts to Bradley Walsh in the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Bradley Walsh: And for one night only... your star guest announcer is me! Bradley Walsh from The Chase! But first...

(The scene cuts to Ant)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) He's got the skills that totally pay the bills. No punt intended. It's Ant McPartlin!

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) And it wouldn't be Saturday Night Takeaway without Ant's sidekick. No punts intended for Declan Donnelly! It's Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway!!

Dec: Come on. Let's go.

(Ant and Dec run down the stairs hi fiving people along the way. They stand in front of the Audience on a platform)

Ant: Thank you.

Dec: Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you very much indeed. We really, really appreciate it. Welcome... hoh, once again to your Saturday Night Takeaway. Still the only show on telly that says "don't just watch the adverts..."

Audience: Win them!

Dec: Yes!

Ant: Well, ladies and gents. I've got some good news and some bad news.

Dec: Oh. What's the bad news?

Ant: Well. This year, it's the last Saturday Night Takeaway from the UK.

Dec: Ohh.

(Audience moans)

Ant: I know.

Dec: But, what's the good news?

Ant: Well, the good news is next week we will be in Florida!

(Dec cheers)

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Ant: And we will be giving away the last few Places on the Plane tonight.

Dec: Very exciting indeed. But before we go on any further, we need to say hello to our star guest announcer.

Ant: We do indeed. And his new series of The Chase comes next week. It's Bradley Walsh, everyone!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Dec: It's lovely to have you on the show tonight, Bradley.