Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Series 17 Episode 1/The Beginning

Ant: Right. Are you ready, Declan?

Dec: Yup. I've got the script from Sodor. Let's just check if we've got everything for the brand new series. Star Guest Announcer?

Ant: Check.

Dec: End of the Show Show stars?

Ant: Check.

Dec: Ant vs Dec competition name?

Ant: Check.

Dec: Good. It looks like we've got everything.

Ant: Hang on. We're missing something.

Dec: Are we?

Ant: Yup.

Dec: Hmm. What are we missing? (Gasps) Oh yes. The new graphics. We've got them.

Ant: Yes. Right. For certain.... have we got everything?

Dec: Yes! For sure.

Ant: Well. There's only one thing left to do for the first time this series.

Both: Roll the titles.

(The scene goes into the opening titles)

(Audience cheers and applauses)