The Life I Lead

It will be an upcoming song for Tomy Thomas and Friends: Sodor Transformers.

Lyrics
George: I feel a surge of deep satisfaction

Much as a king astride his noble steed

When I return from daily strife to heart and wife

How pleasant is the life I lead!

I run my home precisely on schedule

At 6:01, I march through my door

My slippers, sherry, and pipe are due at 6:02

Consistent is the life I lead!

It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910

King Edward's on the throne; It's the age of men

I'm the lord of my castle, the sov'reign, the liege!

I treat my subjects: servants, children, wife

With a firm but gentle hand, noblesse oblige!

It's 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion

Are scrubbed and tubbed and adequately fed

And so I'll pat them on the head And send them off to bed

Ah! Lordly is the life I lead!