It'll Be Alright On The Night/Transcript/Red or Black

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Millionaires have been made....

Ant: ....and dreams have been shattered.

(Dec starts to burst into laughter)

(Audience laughs)

(The scene flashes to above)

Dec: It's like they (beep)...ed that.

(Audience chuckles)

Ant: Shattered. (Chuckles)

Take 2

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Millionaires have been made....

Ant: ....and...

(Dec wheezes)

Take 3

(Audience laughs)

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Millionaires have been made....

Ant: ....and dreams have been shattered.

(Dec wheezes)

(Audience laughs)

Take 4

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Millionaires have (wheezing) been made....

(Audience laughs)

Dec: Sorry.

(The scene flashes to the camera moving up)

(Dec laughs)

Ant: They've took forever now. (Dec continues to laugh) With him farting around.

Take 5

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Mi...(wheezes)

(Audience laughs)

Dec: Sorry. This is it. This is the one.

Take 6

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Millionaires have been made....

Ant: ....and dreams have been shattered.

(Dec wheezes)

(Audience laughs)

Take 7

(Dec laughs)

Ant: Get it out. Let it out. Let it out. Let.... it's gone.

(Dec chuckles)

(The camera slowly moves down to Ant and Dec)

Director: (faintly) Aaand.... action.

Dec: Millionaires have been made....

Ant: ....and dreams have been shattered.

(Audience laughs as Dec bursts into laughter)