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(Ant and Dec come in the room in a celebration mood)

Both: (cheerleading) MerseyGirls are on the show. Say, MerseyGirls are on the show.

Dec: Ha ha.

Ant: I can't believe my eyes about what we heard. Love it!

Dec: Well, if we wanna see them perform, there's only one more thing left to do...

Both: Roll the titles!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(The scene goes into the intro)

I just can't wait till saturday (Oh, yay, yay)
Saaaaturrrrday
I just can't wait till saturday
I can't wait for
Saaaaturrrrday

(The scene goes through the C in the logo and scrolls towards the Television Centre)

Jimmy Nesbitt: (narrating) It's Saturday, 7pm. And we are coming live from the Television Centre in London.

(The scene cuts to inside of the studio)

Jimmy Nesbitt: (narrating) Coming up on tonight's show.... the boys go on another mission in the Honoured's new adventure. Stephen Mulhern is ready to get the second installment of Ant vs Dec underway. And Little Mix and George Ezra perform a double act in the End of the Show Show.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Jimmy Nesbitt: Plus - for one night only, your star guest announcer is me.... Jimmy Nesbitt. (Does a James Bond pose impression)

(The scene cuts to Ant)

Jimmy Nesbitt: (narrating) But first... true facts. He had a bit of a mighty accident in 2018 but now he's back. At least for the second week in a row. That's Ant McPartlin.

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Jimmy Nesbitt: (narrating) He was running solo in 2018 but his best buddy Ant is back. That's Declan Donnelly.

(The scene cuts to the audience)

Jimmy Nesbitt: (narrating) The boys are back in town. It's Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Jimmy Nesbitt: And this is a special performance from Britain's Got Talent act, MerseyGirls.

(The scene cuts to the studio stage)

(MerseyGirls start to dance)

I was born in a thunderstorm
I grew up overnight
I played alone
I played on my own
I survived

Hey
I wanted everything I never had
Like the love that comes with light
I wore envy and I hated that
But I survived

I had a one-way ticket to a place where all the demons go
Where the wind don't change
And nothing in the ground can ever grow
No hope, just lies
And you're taught to cry into your pillow
But I survived

I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing
I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing
I'm alive
I'm alive
I'm alive
I'm alive

I found solace in the strangest place
Way in the back of my mind
I saw my life in a stranger's face
And it was mine

I had a one-way ticket to a place where all the demons go
Where the wind don't change
And nothing in the ground can ever grow
No hope, just lies
And you're taught to cry into your pillow
But I survived

I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing
I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing

(The scene cuts to Dec dancing)

I'm alive

(The scene cuts to Ant dancing)

I'm alive

(The scene cuts to the studio stage where the girls are still dancing)

I'm alive
I'm alive

You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing
You took it all, but I'm still breathing

I have made every single mistake
That you could ever possibly make
I took and I took and I took what you gave
But you never noticed that I was in pain
I knew what I wanted; I went in and got it
Did all the things that you said that I wouldn't
I told you that I would never be forgotten
And all in spite of you

And I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing
I'm still breathing, I'm still breathing
I'm alive (You took it all, but I'm still breathing)
(You took it all, but I'm still breathing)
I'm alive (You took it all, but I'm still breathing)
(You took it all, but I'm still breathing)

(The scene cuts to Ant)

(Ant: I'm aliiiiiiiivve!)

I'm alive (You took it all, but I'm still breathing)
(You took it all, but I'm still breathing)

(The scene cuts to Dec)

(Dec: I'm aliiiiiiiivve! Come on! Let's go!)

I'm alive

(Ant and Dec walk down the stairs dancing along the way. Ant lip-syncs the chorus)

I'm alive
I'm alive

(The scene cuts back to the studio stage where the girls are still dancing)

I'm alive
I'm alive

(The girls stop dancing)

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Julia: Whoo! Thank you, guys!

(Dec hi-fives Julia on his way to join Ant to their normal position behind a screen that shows the logo behind them)

Ant: Yes, girls!

Dec: Ladies and gentleman, give it up for tonight's special guests, MerseyGirls!

(Audience cheers)

Ant: I have to say. Girls.... we are so thrilled to have you on the show tonight.

Julia: Oh. We are so happy to be here tonight, boys. We love the show. It's great.

Dec: I'm so glad to hear it.

Ant: We do love seeing you after all. They're here all night performing some brilliant dance moves. Especially in tonight's End of the Show Show. MerseyGirls, everybody. Thanks, girls.

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Dec: Wowser. What a way to start tonight's Saturday Night Takeaway. The only show on telly that says, "don't just watch the adverts..."

Audience: Win them!

Ant: Oh, you still got it.

(Dec chuckles)

Ant: We've got a whole bunch of special guests tonight, especially tonight's star guest announcer.... Jimmy Nesbitt!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Dec: It's great to have you on the show, Jimmy.

Jimmy Nesbitt: It's lovely to be here, boys. I loved the introduction to the show with the MerseyGirls.

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Ant: Aww. Thanks, Jimmy. And you know we love a bit of BGT thrown in there.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Jimmy Nesbitt: What's BGT? What does that stand for? Born Greatest Stars or something?

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Ant: Ah. Well. BGT, Jimmy. Stands for....

Both: Britain's Got Talent.

(Audience laughs)

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Jimmy Nesbitt: Okay. I'll take it.

(Audience laughs)

(Ant and Dec laugh)

Jimmy Nesbitt: So are the MerseyGirls from that show?

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Dec: Yes, Jimmy. They are.

Ant: They were 2017 finalists, fun fact.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Jimmy Nesbitt: Huh. Cool I guess.

(Ant and Dec laugh)

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Ant: He'll get what we mean.

Dec: Of course he will. He's here all night. Jimmy Nesbitt, everybody.

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

(Jimmy Nesbitt gives two thumbs-up)

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Dec: And also on the show tonight, one member of this studio audience could be winning the contents of the ad breaks from one of ITV's biggest shows.

Audience: Oooh.

Dec: A big whoo indeed. This week's adverts are taking place from Monday night's The Chase.

Ant: De-de-de-le-le-le-le.

(Audience giggles)

Dec: And later on tonight.... (starts to laugh)

Ant: I love The Chase.

Dec: (giggling) ...we'll find out who is playing Win the Ads. Why did you even do that?

Ant: Cause I've been watching The Chase lately. And of course, one of you at home could be winning a very.... sexy.... 1,000 pounds.

Audience: Oooh.

Dec: Ooh. Very nice.

Ant: Just go to the website for details. Entries are free and you must be 18 or over to take part. Entries close... at 8pm tonight.

Dec: Now of course, if you remember last week, we had Bello and Annalise Nock as our special Got Talent guests and tonight of course we have the MerseyGirls here tonight. But there are some MerseyGirls fans in our audience. Isn't that right, Ant?

Ant: Yes, Dec. (Waking towards the stairs) Indeed there are some fans of the MerseyGirls. Like you. Francis Kinord.

(A girl is gobsmacked)

Ant: Yes, indeed. And in fact. You've been following the MerseyGirls since they first auditioned in 2017. Is that right?

Girl: Yes, indeed. I have. Since I was 8.

Ant: And how old are you now?

Girl: 12.

Ant: Aww. That's cute. Now. There are rumors that you could be the next member of the girls. Isn't that right, Dec?

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Dec: Yes it is. But. The girls said that you have to be part of a dance class and be 8 to 13 years old to join. And Francis is 12, but. It will take some time to be a part of the MerseyGirls.

Ant: That's a shame. But. For being a big MerseyGirls fan, we've got you a special gift. A place in our Best Seats in the House. Go and sit there with your mother, father and brother. Francis Kinord, everybody.

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Female Singer: # Saaaaturrrrday #

Dec: Aw. That was nice.

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Ant: That was nice. You know? I wanna be a MerseyGirls backing dancer.

Dec: Uh. One word, Ant. (Pauses for a second) No.

Ant: Ahh. Dammit.

Dec: But. Maybe. Who knows? But, listen up everyone. Big news. Sofawatch is back.

Ant: Good.

(Audience cheers)

Ant: And this year, we're ramping it up even more from the previous series. Plus, it's got a sexy title.... Sofawatch Around the World.

(The scene cuts to the screen)

(The Sofawatch Around the World logo shows)

(The scene cuts to the studio and to Ant and Dec)

Dec

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