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(The scene goes into the opening titles)

I just can't wait till saturday
Saaaturrrdayy
I just can't wait till saturday 
I can't wait for
Saaaturrrdayy

(The scene goes through the c in the logo and then shows the Television Centre)

Tom Hanks: (narrating) Howdy from everybody at the Television Centre in London! It's this time once again. It's Saturday and it's 7pm.

(The scene cuts into the studio)

Tom Hanks: (narrating) Coming up on this exciting second-to-last show before the finale, Ant vs Dec is here once again with a contest like no other.... JLS will be here for the return of Singalong Live.... the next chapter of The Murder of the Island of Sodor will determine if Ant and Dec will find Junior.... and Taylor Swift will make sure that the End of the Show Show will go as planned.

(The scene cuts towards the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Tom Hanks: And plus.... for one night only.... your Star Guest Announcer coming all the way from America to make sure none of you will get snakes in your boots.... it's me! The voice of Sheriff Woody, Tom Hanks!

(The scene cuts to Ant)

Tom Hanks: (narrating) But first.... he's gonna reach for the sky. It's Anthony McPartlin!

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Tom Hanks: (narrating) Somebody's poisoning his water hole. It's Declan Donnelly!

(The scene cuts to the audience)

Tom Hanks: (narrating) They'd like to join their posses, but first they're gonna sing a little song. It's Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Tom Hanks: And with Own the Night, this is The Wanted.

(The scene cuts to the studio stage)

May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight
May we sing and dance till we lose our minds
We are only young if we seize the night
Tonight we own the night
Tonight we own the night

La la la la la
La la la la la

La la la la la
La la la la la

La la la la la
La la la la la

La la la la la

When my time is over, lying in my grave
Written on my tombstone, I want it to say
This man was a legend, a legend of his time
When he was at a party, the party never died

Hey, everybody's got a dream so what do you say
Are we making history?

May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight
May we sing and dance till we lose our minds
We are only young if we seize the night
Tonight we own the night
Tonight we own the night

(The scene cuts to Ant dancing)

La la la la la
La la la la la

(The scene cuts to Dec dancing)

La la la la la
La la la la la

(The scene cuts to the studio stage)

La la la la la
La la la la la

La la la la la
La la la la la

For tonight I'm famous, for tonight I'm king
And I will be remembered for centuries, they'll say
This man was a hero, a hero of the night
When he was at a party, the party never died

Hey, I'm a little drunk, but I got something to say

May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight
May we sing and dance till we lose our minds
We are only young if we seize the night
Tonight we own the night

(Dec comes down the stairs dancing as does Ant)

And let us wake up inside of stranger's beds
Let us drink until there is nothing left
And this night, my friends, we will not forget
Tonight we own the night
Tonight we own the night

May our hearts be full like our drinks tonight
May we sing and dance till we lose our minds
We are only young if we seize the night
Tonight we own the night
Tonight we own the night

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(Dec hi-fives one of The Wanted members as he runs to join Ant)

Ant: Thank you very much, everybody. Thank you.

Dec: Ladies and gentleman.... The Wanted!

(Audience cheers)

Dec: Welcome to your Saturday Night Takeaway. Still the only show on telly that says, "Don't just watch the adverts...."

Audience: Win them!

Ant: That's right. Man. What a song to kick off the show.

Dec: I know.

Ant: Right. Let's meet tonight's Star Guest Announcer. From all 4 Toy Story movies, Tom Hanks is here!

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