Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway/Transcript/Series 16 Episode 5/The Full Show Part 1

(The song "There's No Business Like Show Business" plays as Bullseye gallops out of view)

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec. They sing whilst passing through the characters from other franchises who had watched the movie)

Dec: # There's no business like show business like no business I know. Everything about it is appealing, everything that traffic will allow. Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow. #

Ant: # There's no people like show people, they smile when they are now. Even with a turkey that you know will fold, you may be stranded out in the cold. Still you wouldn't change it for a sack of gold, let's go on with the show'.

Dec: # There's no business like show business and I tell you it's so. Traveling through the country is so thrilling, standing out in front on opening nights. Smiling as you watch the theater filling, and there's your billing out there in lights. #

Ant: # There's no people like show people, they smile when they are low. Angels come from everywhere with lots of jack, and when you lose it, there's no attack. Where could you get money that you don't give back? Let's go on with the show #

Dec: # Yesterday they told you you would not go far, that night you open and there you are #

The Duo: # Next day of your dressing room they're hung a star, Let's go on with the show!! #