Dec: Where's the script? It must be here somewhere.

Ant: We can't do the End of the Show Show without a performance.

Thomas: (on the TV) Do you need any help, you two?

Dec: No thanks, Thomas.

Ant: Yeah. We're good.

Ashima: (on the TV) We could guide you, you know.

Dec: Oh. Do you know what? Screw it.

Ant: We're gonna have to start the show without it.

(Audience laughs)

Dec: Yeah. Let's just start the show.

(Ant and Dec walk out of the room)

Nia: (on the TV) Uh, guys? You forgot to... oh.

Ashima: (on the TV) They forgot do their all important line.

Thomas: (on the TV) Well, there's only one thing left to do....

Thomas, Ashima and Nia: (on the TV) Roll the titles!

(Audience applauses)

(The scene cuts to the opening sequence)

I just can't wait till saturday

Oh yay yay


I just can't wait till saturday

I can't wait for


(The scene flows through the c in the logo. It then shows the new ITV Studios)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) It's Saturday! It's 7 o'clock! And we are live from the ITV Studios in London!

(The scene cuts to inside of the studio)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) Coming up on tonight's show... the boys get up to their old tricks in the Photo booth... Stephen Mulhern goes out and about in search of a lucky winner in In For a Penny... and Thomas, Ashima and Nia showcase their test of strength in an unbelievable End of the Show Show!

(The scene cuts to Bradley Walsh in the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Bradley Walsh: And for one night only... your star guest announcer is me! Bradley Walsh from The Chase! But first...

(The scene cuts to Ant)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) He's got the skills that totally pay the bills. No punt intended. It's Ant McPartlin!

(The scene cuts to Dec)

Bradley Walsh: (narrating) And it wouldn't be the iconic duo without Ant's sidekick. No punts intended for Declan Donnelly! For the viewers and audience's Places on the Plane, the Chase is on in the penultimate episode of Ant and Dec's... Saturday Night Takeaway!!

Dec: Come on. Let's go.

(Ant and Dec run down the stairs hi fiving people along the way. They stand in front of the Audience on a platform)

Ant: Thank you.

Dec: Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you very much indeed. We really, really appreciate it. Welcome... hoh, once again to your Saturday Night Takeaway. Still the only show on telly that says "don't just watch the adverts..."

Audience: Win them!

Dec: Yes!

Ant: Well, ladies and gents. I've got some good news and some bad news.

Dec: Oh. What's the bad news?

Ant: Well. This year, it's the last Saturday Night Takeaway from the UK.

Dec: Ohh.

(Audience moans)

Ant: I know.

Dec: But, what's the good news?

Ant: Well, the good news is next week we will be in Florida!

(Dec cheers)

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Ant: And we will be giving away the last few Places on the Plane tonight.

Dec: Very exciting indeed. But before we go on any further, we need to say hello to our star guest announcer.

Ant: We do indeed. And his new series of The Chase comes next week. It's Bradley Walsh, everyone!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Dec: It's lovely to have you on the show tonight, Bradley. Bradley Walsh: Oh. Do you know what, boys? I am thrilled to be tonight's star guest announcer. It's great.

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Ant: Ohh. We're thrilled to have YOU, Bradley.

Dec: We're SO thrilled.

(A payroll sparks from behind Ant and Dec)

Dec: Oh.

Audience: Oooh.

Bradley Walsh: What's that, boys?

Ant: Them? They're our payrolls, Brad.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth)

Bradley Walsh: Oh. Right.

(Ant, Dec and the audience laugh)

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Dec: He'll understand what they are.

Ant: But he's here all night. Bradley Walsh, everybody. Thank you, Brad.

(The scene cuts to the Star Guest Announcer booth where Bradley grins)

(The scene cuts to Ant and Dec)

Dec: And also on the show tonight... one member of this studio audience could be winning the contents of the ad breaks from one of.... (drumroll) ....the biggest shows on telly.

Audience: Oooh.

Dec: Big whoos indeed. This week's adverts are taken from last Wednesday's episode of Thomas & Friends called Thomas Makes a Mistake. And the reason for that is because.... Thomas, Ashima and Nia are tonight's special guests!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

(Fanfare music plays)

Ant: Yes! And get this.... (audience stops clapping) all three of them are taking part in tonight's... End of the Show Show. Hmm?

Audience: Oooh.

Dec: And get this also.... Nia. Yes, Nia. Will be taking part in tonight's I'm a Celebrity....

Both: (echoing) Get Out of Me Eaaaaaaaarrrrr!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Ant: Nice. A Thomas & Friends star in tonight's Get Out of Me Ear. Awesome right?

Dec: Very awesome. (Chuckling) And also.... you at home could win yourself a grand. Just go to the websites for details. Entries ARE free and you must be 18 or over. But beware, entries do close at 8pm tonight. So do get a move on.

Ant: Now. As it's the final show before Florida, we have to make tonight the best as we can. Like for example.... we have an epic undercover tonight.

Dec: But there is a downside to that.

Ant: Yup. Ashima? We're sorry to say that... (pauses)

Both: (with joy) Rajiv the Fairy Queen Engine is our Undercover victim!

(Audience cheers and applauses)

Ant: Yeees!

Dec: It's the only Undercover this series! And it had better be a good one.

Ant: It will be, Declan. It will be.

Dec: Now. You eagle eyed will have noticed that...

(The scene cuts to the Best Seats in the House)

Dec: ....the Best Seats in the House is looking....

The Duo: Pretty bare.

Audience: Oooh.

Dec: But..... there is a positive about it. Because.... 

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