Red Hecker


One day, Bertie was dead inside. He saw a women in pink and said, "cool." She said "take my heckin' kids on a school trip" Oh ok said Bertie Bertie didn't know where to take the kids, so he decided to take them to his favorite Sodor locations!

First he took them to the Wellsworth Casino, they gave the hobo their parents credit card numbers Then he took them to the Kirk Ronan Prison, they let out all the crooks Lastly he took them to the Ffarquhar Pub. They got drinked out mind of theirs

Bertie heckin' died from all the epic

The End

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