It's a Jungle Out There is a 2002 Randy Newman song for the detective show, Monk. When it appeared on Thomas the Model Tank Engine, the lyrics had to be rewritten so it would be child-friendly.
Lyrics[]
It's a jungle out there
Confusion and delay everywhere
No one seems to care
Well, I do
Hey! Where's Sir Topham Hatt?
'Cause it's a jungle out there!
Bad coal in the very air we breathe
You know what's in the oil that you use?
Well, I do!
It... is... water!
People think I'm crazy
'Cause I worry all the time
If you pay attention, you'd be worried too
You'd better pay attention, or those trucks you use so much
Might... just... crash you!
I could be wrong now
But I don't think so!
'Cause it's a jungle out there
It's a jungle out there