Okay class, today we are going to read Jack and the Beanstalk. May I please use the bathroom. Yes, Jack. But hurry back. The book will start in five minutes. Oh great, I am not using the boys bathroom. I am going to the girls bathroom. See, that's good. Hey, what are you doing in the girls bathroom. That's it! I am reporting you to tell the princapal. No, don't tell him. Did Jack use the girls bathroom. Yes, he did. Jack, how dare you used the girls bathroom. You know you have to be a girl. That's it! Go home right now. Jack, I cannot believe you used the girls bathroom. This bathroom is for girls only. That's it! You are grounded for 30 years! That means no baby shows, no books, no candy, no deserts, no fast food, no TV, no iPad, no iPod, no iTunes, no Google Play, no Amazon Kindle and no stuff for 30 years. Go upstairs to your room right now!

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