Mr Crosspatch is a character from the 'Mr Men' franchise who loves to beat the shit out of people.
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It is unknown where Mr Crosspatch currently lives but it is rumoured he currently lives at the back of Knapford Station in the bins. He has been allegedly labelled as a nonce by the residents but there is 0 proof to confirm this.
In his spare time, he is known to lubricate his kidney cocc and masturbate to Thomas hentai... if it even exists.