(The scene shows Ant and Dec in the love home living room)
(Stephen Mulhern comes in beside them all dressed up)
Stephen Mulhern: So then? What do we think?
(Ant becomes gutted)
Dec: Came across.... a little boasty.
(Stephen Mulhern moans in frustration)
Stephen Mulhern: Dammit!
Ant: I know. Tell you what? Why don't you come back when you've won of these. (Shows Stephen Mulhern a BAFTA award)
Stephen Mulhern: Fair enough.
(Stephen Mulhern walks off)
(Ant grins. Dec gives a slight smile)
Ant: Yeah.
Both: Roll the titles.
(The scene cuts to the opening titles)
(The Sun rises up giggling)
(The camera slowly moves up a hill and toward the Tubbytronic Superdome. The Windmill spins slowly in the distance)
Narrator: Over the Hills and Far away......... Teletubbies come to play.
Voice: One...
Tinky Winky: One.
Voice: ...two...
Laa-Laa: Two.
Voice: ...three...
Po: Three.
Voice:...four.
Dipsy: Four.
(The logo puffs in. Purple trim floe over the words)
Voice: Teletubbies.
(The purple trim floes out of view. The logo bursts)
(The Teletubbies run down the house towards some voice trumpets which come out of the ground)
Voice Trumpet: Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies.
Singer: Tinky Winky.
Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky.
Singer: Dipsy.
Dipsy: Dipsy.
Singer: Laa-Laa.
Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa.
Singer: Po.
Po: Po.
Singer: Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Teletubbies.
Singer: Say... Hello.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Eh-oh!
(Tinky Winky and Dipsy run and bump)
Singer: Tinky Winky. Dipsy.
(Laa-Laa and Po run and bump)
Singer: Laa-Laa. Po. Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Teletubbies. Big hug!
(The windmill starts to spin faster)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Uh oh!
(The Teletubbies run out of view)
(A Voice Trumpet rises in front)
Voice Trumpet: Where have the Teletubbies gone?
(The scene cuts to the sun smiling)
(The scene cuts to Teletubbyland)
Narrator: