(The scene shows Ant and Dec in the love home living room)
(Stephen Mulhern comes in beside them all dressed up)
Stephen Mulhern: So then? What do we think?
(Ant becomes gutted)
Dec: Came across.... a little boasty.
(Stephen Mulhern moans in frustration)
Stephen Mulhern: Dammit!
Ant: I know. Tell you what? Why don't you come back when you've won of these. (Shows Stephen Mulhern a BAFTA award)
Stephen Mulhern: Fair enough.
(Stephen Mulhern walks off)
(Ant grins. Dec gives a slight smile)
Both: Roll the titles.
(The scene cuts to the opening titles)
(The Sun rises up giggling)
(The camera slowly moves up a hill and toward the Tubbytronic Superdome. The Windmill spins slowly in the distance)
Narrator: Over the Hills and Far away......... Teletubbies come to play.
Tinky Winky: One.
(The logo puffs in. Purple trim floe over the words)
(The purple trim floes out of view. The logo bursts)
(The Teletubbies run down the house towards some voice trumpets which come out of the ground)
Voice Trumpet: Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies. Time for Teletubbies.
Singer: Tinky Winky.
Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Teletubbies.
Singer: Say... Hello.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Eh-oh!
(Tinky Winky and Dipsy run and bump)
Singer: Tinky Winky. Dipsy.
(Laa-Laa and Po run and bump)
Singer: Laa-Laa. Po. Teletubbies.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Teletubbies. Big hug!
(The windmill starts to spin faster)
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po: Uh oh!
(The Teletubbies run out of view)
(A Voice Trumpet rises in front)
Voice Trumpet: Where have the Teletubbies gone?
(The scene cuts to the sun smiling)
(The scene cuts to Teletubbyland)