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(Woody is face to face with the wheel. The backs up only to be beside Buzz)

Buzz: According to my Naval Computer, the...

Woody: Shut up. Just shut up, you idiot.

Buzz: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move house in two days and it's all your fault.

Buzz: My... my fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...

Woody: Oh. Yeah. Well, if you hadn't showed up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taking away everything that was important to me...

Buzz: Don't talk to me about importance. And because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy.

Woody: What? What are you talking about?

Buzz: Right now, at the poise or the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has built a secretly billiard weapon with a secret capacity to enilalate an entire planet. I alone have information that reveals his weapons only we has. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!

Woody: (screaming with rage) YOU...ARE...A...TOY!!!  You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're an... aw, you're an action figure! You are a child's... plaything!

Buzz: You are a sad strange little man, and have my pity. Farewell.

Woody: Oh, yeah, well, good riddance, you looney! (In his head) Rendezvous with Star Command.

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