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We Can't Do Anything is a song featured in Journey Beyond Sodor.

Lyrics

Theo: (spoken) Nobody gets it right the first time

Lexi: (spoken) Everybody makes mistakes or goofs or gafs

Theo: We were put together in a flurry of excitement

Lexi: But look at us now! What are we like? You simply have to laugh!

We're unusual, we're unique

Theo: In other words, she's saying that we're freaks!

Lexi: Built by geeks!

Theo: We're experiments, gone bad.

Lexi: In other words, whoever designed us must be mad!

Theo: Too many funnels or too many cogs!

Lexi: We know that James had a test to run on logs!

Theo: Too many wheels! And gears! And rods!

Lexi: Its no wonder we look so odd!

Theo: (spoken) Give me a job!

Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do?

What can't we do?

What can't we do?

Anything! Its true!

Lexi: We're originals, we're one of a kind!

We're upside down and forward to behind.

Theo: We're experiments, gone wrong!

Lexi: This yard is the only place we could ever belong!

We always try to do our best,

Sadly we rarely pass the test!

Theo: I made a mess!

Lexi: Give us a job, give us a task!

Whatever it is, you'll be sorry that you asked.

Theo and Lexi: But what can't we do? What can't we do? What can't we do? Anything! Its true!

Merlin: Ooh, ooh, ooh! I can do something!

Thomas: (spoken) Merlin?

Merlin: (spoken) Invisibility on!

I'm invisible, or can't you see?

Who said that, you ask. Its only me!

You look surprised, but have no fear.

Its just a little trick to make myself disappear!

Lexi and Theo: We're lumpy and bumpy, we haven't got the puff!

They tried to make us better, but sometimes enough's enough!

We're wobbly and knobbly, and awkward in reverse!

Theo, and Lexi: If practice makes you perfect, we're the ones who never rehearsed!

Lexi and Theo: But what can't we do?

What can't we do?

What can't we do?

Anything! Its true!

Lexi: We can't do anything, its true!

We can't do anything.

Merlin: But we can try!

We can give anything a try!

We will give anything a try!

Isn't that right?

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